Posted 18 hours ago

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic)

Posted 18 hours ago

greetings:

home is wherever wifi connects automatically

Posted 18 hours ago

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

Posted 18 hours ago

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod)

Posted 18 hours ago

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

Posted 18 hours ago

flewor:

flirt with me by reblogging my selfie

(Source: flewor)

Posted 19 hours ago

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

Posted 19 hours ago